Friday, June 7, 2013

Headphones, Serial Killers, Me, and other weird, sadistic stuff

GUYS
MY HEADPHONES CAME
AND ARE THEY NOT AWESOME?!
LOOK AT HOW AWESOME THEY ARE:

(See, I told you I would show you what I looked like! Hehehehe.....)
Also, apparently my mother has nicknamed the hedgehog Hedgalina Pokey. So Ben kinda named it. No word on an official name.
Also,
DEADLOCK IS OUT
For those of you who are not familiar with the HIVE series by Mark Walden, this is the latest book that I have waited a year and a half for, because he ended the last one on a cliffhanger and I had to write him and say it was excellent but killed me at the same time. Unfortunately, I have to ship it in from London, seeing as they are not published in the US. *sigh*
EVEN BETTER
My brothers are out of school! Now, this can mean that they are around to annoy me more, but it also means we can start doing all of our summer activities, such as rock-climbing ("No, those rocks are stable!") , bungee jumping ("Yes, the cord is attached! Now jump!") sky-diving ("Faulty parachute? No, it's supposed to look like that!") and all that family-fun stuff.
The bad thing:
My mother handed me a flyer for ACTS. She was a bit surprised when I ripped it up, spit on it, then threw it out the window onto a passing police car. I think I scared her when I went into an ALL CAPS RAGE! ;) She's decided to torture me as much as possible with it, by (and these are all true) sticking it onto the car window so when I roll it up I am presented with the logo, silk-screening it onto a pillowcase, use it as a bookmark, glue it to a milk carton, hide it in my sock drawer, etc etc. Yep, I have a weird mother. And if N says it runs in the family, I might have to kill him. (Side note: I seem to be shaping up into quite the serial killer. I'm a bit worried.)
One last thing.
I'm running a bit low on inspiration for my AIO blog. Any suggestions?
Okay, BYE!
Audrey

5 comments:

  1. Audrey. It runs in the family.

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  2. This whole thing made me lol. Great job, Audrey! I really enjoy all that you have to say, in the only way you can say it. ;)

    YAY! I had some slight part in naming your hedgehog! ;) I like the name you have already. It's a cute name.

    Also, if you search "Hedgalina Pokey" in Google, your blog is the only thing that shows up! Haha!

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    1. I'm not sure if I should thank you or wonder why you searched Hedgalina Pokey ;)

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