Friday, May 31, 2013

Don't Put Bland Adjectives in Front of Titles

It's time for the very first edition of Audrey's Random Ramblings! This episode....Road Edition. This is what popped into my head and wrote down while we were driving. Unedited. It's a bit scary where I will let my mind go. 
(We left at 10:32)
I passed a place called Good Donuts. Personally, I believe that putting an adjective  such as good in front of a name emphasizes, not that the thing is good, but that it is so terrible that you need to put a lie in front of the title to help it out. Needless to say, I will not be visiting Good Donuts or any other place that has an overused generalized adjective in front of it. 

What if this universe is just a speck in another, and we just don't know it? The majority of humans accept the world they are placed in. Few try to explore, and learn. The fleas on a dog, for example. I can't say I know what a flea thinks, but I'm sure many do not know that the dog they feed off of is just the tip of the iceberg. What if we are the fleas, and we haven't even scratched the surface of what is out there? 

I've never understood why Taco Bell is so often combined with other restaurants. I have also seen that when you drive into Tack Bell, everybody orders from there, not the Pizza Hut it's combined with. Is it that people believe that they have to order pizza from somewhere that looks like it would have pizza? Or is it too expensive? Maybe they just don't like pizza. But if there was a self standing Pizza Hut next to the Taco Bell, I ave no doubt that people would go to it. 

Why is 1:11 such a special time? Whenever three numbers line up, we need to make a wish, or say, 3:33, or something. It's just a time, like any other time. And just like any other time, within 60 seconds, it will click away to a different sequence of numbers which aren't as special. 
 The town of Carthage is coming up in 23 miles. However, I am knowledgeable in ancient world history, and I know that Carthage was actually a city on the tip of Africa that was always fighting Rome. It was eventually destroyed by a man named Cato, who was famous or saying ( what else ) Carthage must be destroyed! So road sign, do not lie to me. I know that the real Carthage is not in 23 miles. The majority of the world just glances at the sign and forgets about it in two seconds. But I am different. I am smart. ;)

 How would you describe colors to someone who was blind since birth? Think about it. It's very difficult. 


 Are we there yet?! 


How could also become who. Think about it.

 I just passed an orange lake. Now, most people would think that it is contaminated. However, during my trip to the Grand Canyon, I learned that most orange lakes are that color because of the dirt around it. That dirt contains small traces of iron dust, which seep into the water. So I could go swimming in that orange lake and freak a bunch of people out. Of course, knowing my luck, I would end up swimming in the one lake that is toxic. 

 That bulldozer is just sitting unattended in that field. Anybody could hotwire it and steal it. Of course, first you would need to get it running, then know how to drive it, somehow hide it from the cops, and anyway, who steals a bulldozer, of all things? 

I just saw a train track that split off into a junkyard. STOP MOM I NEED TO GO MEET UNCLE WALLY AND JAY

I just realized....I'm sitting in the way back. Okay, get ready. *insert lyrics to the way back here because I don't sing sorry Kay bye* *realizes she sang sick of it earlier* *realizes that no one can hear me anyways* DON'T EAT THAT STALE CHEETO!

 That is a LOT of cows.

*Listening to Fast in my Car*
*realizes that we're going 10 miles over the speed limit*



Wow. How do I have friends? 
Anyway, what else is new in my fantastic life? 
Well, I am starting piano again. I've played since I was 5, and stopped last August. But I have decided to try it again; pray that it works out! I hope that I haven't lost everything I learned. I tried a few weeks ago to play my 5th grade brother's song, and I did it-barely. *gulp* I need some practice.

Also, I might possibly be going back north this summer! I lived in Wisconsin for 8 years, and haven't been back to Illinois(where my family lives) or Wisconsin since we moved. My parents jumped at the chance to get me out of the house for a few weeks, and are more than happy to send me off. And the chance to stay with my awesome cousins, see my grandparents, and avoid my brothers? Sign me up! It's only a possibility right now, but I really hope it works out. 

Also, one of the things we do every year is make videos with our cousins. Usually they are happy sounding videos with a twisted ending, but this time we decided to do a fake ad. Unfortunately, I can't post it right now because my cousin cannot send it to me. But when I receive it in a few days, I will show it to you guys! I think it's funny, and hopefully you will too ;)
So, I need a thumbnail photo, so how about a picture of me I found at my grandmas house? ;)

Hmm. Interesting. And I have no idea what is on my shoulder. I think it's a hair ribbon that looks like it's burning. But I am sitting in front of the fire. A picture of me burning to death, lovely.

I actually found one of the videos we made last year on Youtube. We made a few more, but I couldn't find them. (I am not in this one. These are my cousins.) Enjoy our twisted sense of humor. And I apologize for the terrible quality. 


  1. 12:12 on 12/12 last year?

  2. Haha, nice. I watched some of the other videos on your cousins' channel, haha.